Walter Willet suffered a moment of abject panic at 2:15PM today when he could not recall whether last weeks Harvard School of Public Health official newsletter reclassified eggs as a miracle food or a harbinger of death and destruction.
“It’s clear the persistent waffling between absolute extrema in the nutritional opinion regarding the humble egg does not, however, indicate any substantive issue with methodology,” said Willet.
Nevertheless, anyone with a fucking brain on their head knows this is most likely bullshit.
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